I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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