Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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