We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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