i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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