Yo dont text me then not text me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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