The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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