Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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