I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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