You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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You surviving the open bar?
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I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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