They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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