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(323): View more from California

I'm being pulled over???

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For what!?!?!

(323): View more from California

??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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(256): View more from Alabama

Did he leave or is he still there?

(334): View more from Alabama

He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?

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(217): View more from Illinois

There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.

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