I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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