She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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