never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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