Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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