ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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