That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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