Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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