Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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