I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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