i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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