According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
you never un-have a 4some
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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