I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You're like the curious george of whores
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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