:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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