why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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