Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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