He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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