doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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