I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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