think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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