There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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