i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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