When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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