Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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