Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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