There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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