hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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