Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Is it penis luge time yet?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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