we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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