what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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