This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
my liver is dry heaving
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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