butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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