being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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