we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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