Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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