just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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