i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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