dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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