There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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