..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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