I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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