you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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