yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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