were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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